Friday 20 June 2008

BlurbVurt - What's in a Name?

Load's of people keep asking me 'Why did I choose BlurbVurt as an on-line name?'
Well, I first stumbled across BlurbVurt's in a Jeff Noon novel called 'Nyphomation'. It's a great read but very hard to describe without rambling on for hours- so I'll paraphrase) It's a complex piece of Cyber-punk involving some, if not all, of the following aspects; Lewis Carrol, Manchester, mathmatics, lottery mania, marketing, genetic engineering, polution, drugs, fractured mirrors and twisted political symbolism. BlurbVurt's are genetically engineered Flying Insects that buzz around your head chanting slogans like 'have you had an accident in work' etc. You can imagine how incredibly annoying that could become in hot summer months, bug breeding season, especially as people around you are starting to sneeze themselves to death due to a problem with genetically manufactured pollen. Ah!, the fractured mind of a genious.

I highly recommend reading anything by Jeff Noon. Here's a byte-size morsel from the outer sleeve of his floppy novel 'Nyphomation''

The air of Manchester is alive with blurbvurts, automated advertisements chanting their slogans. But the loudest of all is for Domino Bones, the new lottery game. Every Friday night the winning numbers are illuminated on the body of Lady Luck, the voluptuous figurehead of the game. For the winner, it is unimaginable riches, for the losers another week to wait for the bones to fall again. But there is only one real winner, The Company, which plays the city's fragile expectations with callous ease. A group of mathematics students are looking at the mind-numbing probabilities involved and searching for the hidden mysteries behind the game. They watch the city at work and at dangerous play and slowly uncover the sinister realities behind the mania. The Company is devouring Manchester - it has the nymphomation, an evolutionary process which has the power to take over the city's dreams...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're still up your own arse aren't you Paul.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you get over this ridiculous online-persona and GET A JOB. This just sounds like the rantings of an uneducated, work-shy idiot. Paul - grow up.